11

Letterman already has the top 10 list.

10

It’s one better than a top 10 list.

9

Van said there was plenty of server space.

8

Gandhi once said, “lists are the way to go.”

7

It would be fairly hard to play “Will It Float,” on a web site.

6

Making a list is another way to avoid taking the alternator off the Saab.

5

Because there aren’t 11 commandments.

4

If Bush had a top 11 list, we might not be in the mess we’re in now.

3

I don’t know, maybe a top 9 lists would work.

2

Overwhelming public demand.

1

It beats coming up with real content.